Skip to content

Follow us!


Contact Us

You Are Shit - You Are The Best. Keep That Shit Up

$14.00 $17.00
Unit price  per 
no emojis, any used will be removed / 150 character limit
view product photos to see

You Are Shit - You Are The Best. Keep That Shit Up

Announce in front of everyone that your victim likes to sniff boxers in secret - a mischievous and embarrassing prank indeed! So whenever you're trying to get back at your girlfriend, boyfriend, mean boss, or annoying colleague, pull this absolute genius prank and see how they become the butt of all jokes!
‏‏‎ ‎

Need some ideas on what to write? Click here!

The Original Used Boxers Prank Envelope comes packaged in a beautiful yet inappropriate way. It looks so real, that people will think a real boxer company has sent them the product. Imagine the flustered face when the postman asks your victim to sign off the order in front of their house, or even worse, in the office! And when they slowly open the package, dreading for the worse, they'll find nothing but a high-quality, double-sided, laminated card explaining how they've been owned! There was never an actual boxer inside the box - it's all a practical joke. But imagine their face between those precious minutes, total gold! 
‏‏‎ ‎

Add Ons +$1 each

Can't scan the QR code? (click here to view the page)
‏‏‎ ‎
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. 
‏‏‎ ‎
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
‏‏‎ ‎
*By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found on the checkout page and page footer*


We do not place your personal information on anything you send in the mail. Though, if you like, you can always let them know in your personal message!

All customers will receive a shipping confirmation email. All pranks excluding the glitter bomb letter/cards will receive a USPS tracking number with their shipping confirmation email so that they can track its progress (though you CAN upgrade to expedited shipping to get tracking on letters/cards). You can also view the tracking number in your email if you selected tracked shipping at checkout. 

All of our envelope pranks are shipped with stamps unless you purchase the tracked shipping at checkout. All of our shipping is done through Canada Post and usually arrives anywhere between 7-14 business days after shipping. Please keep in mind that processing times are different than time in transit and we cannot guarantee any shipment times.

Please send us a email ASAP so we can change the address before we ship it out. If we happen to ship it out already then we cannot refund you.

You bet! We allow for personal messages to be attached to several of our pranks. That being said, notes containing hate, harassment, threats, accusations, or foul language are not tolerated.

If your tracking number shows that it has shipped, but the information has not updated, here is what you can do:

1. If the tracking shows “Label Created, not yet in system” and it has been more than 7 days, it likely means the USPS has lost your package at some point and has not scanned it into the system. When labels are created, it means the package has left our warehouse on a USPS truck. You can submit a replacement request by contacting us below or sending an email to with “Replacement” as the subject.

2. If the tracking information shows “In transit, arriving late” it means they are behind schedule for some reason or there is a delay. Certain events like busy holidays, labor issues, wildfires, coronavirus and other issues can cause a package to arrive later than expected. You should contact the USPS for further information:

USPS: 1 (800) 275-8777
**It is sometimes faster to contact your local USPS office for help

If your package was marked delivered, but it doesn’t seem to have been delivered, you can contact your local USPS facility or see the USPS help topic on what to do here. Once the item leaves our hands, we no longer have control of the package and have fulfilled our end of the purchase agreement. You will have to go through the USPS to resolve the matter. The USPS master number is at the bottom, but typically it is better to call the local office in the zip code it was delivered to for expedited help.

USPS: 1 (800) 275-8777 **It is sometimes faster to contact your local USPS office for help


Didn't find your answer?

Our customer service will be happy to help you.

Free Worldwide Shipping

100% Anonymous

10,000+ Orders

Personalized Messaage