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Genitalia Keychain - Bed Bath & Huge Dildos Prank Gift T-Shirt

$33.14 $41.99
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The genius of the Bed Bath & Huge Dildos Prank Gift is in its totally believable packaging. We have wrapped it in a very elegant and serious way to grab the attention of everyone. And just when they open it dreadfully, with their face flustered and everyone's staring at them, they’ll when they finally open it up to only find out it's just a t-shirt & and both keychains! Perfect for light-hearted revenge.  Comes discretely packaged as a "Bed Bath & Huge Dildos" -  they'll never guess it's a T-Shirt!  You can also choose to add a message along with your treat. 

The best-selling Gildan soft style tee is a staple every wardrobe should have. The shirt is made of durable cotton fabric and has a double-stitched bottom hem and sleeves. This shirt is long-lasting enough to become an everyday favourite!

T-Shirt Materials:

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk for extra durability
  • Regular fit

Necklace Materials:

  • Material: Zinc alloy
  • Size: Man: 40mm * 17mm,
  • Female: 39mm * 25mm

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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      FAQ

      We do not place your personal information on anything you send in the mail. Though, if you like, you can always let them know in your personal message!

      All customers will receive a shipping confirmation email. All pranks excluding the glitter bomb letter/cards will receive a USPS tracking number with their shipping confirmation email so that they can track its progress (though you CAN upgrade to expedited shipping to get tracking on letters/cards). You can also view the tracking number in your email if you selected tracked shipping at checkout. 

      All of our envelope pranks are shipped with stamps unless you purchase the tracked shipping at checkout. All of our shipping is done through Canada Post and usually arrives anywhere between 7-14 business days after shipping. Please keep in mind that processing times are different than time in transit and we cannot guarantee any shipment times.

      Please send us a email ASAP so we can change the address before we ship it out. If we happen to ship it out already then we cannot refund you.

      You bet! We allow for personal messages to be attached to several of our pranks. That being said, notes containing hate, harassment, threats, accusations, or foul language are not tolerated.

      If your tracking number shows that it has shipped, but the information has not updated, here is what you can do:

      1. If the tracking shows “Label Created, not yet in system” and it has been more than 7 days, it likely means the USPS has lost your package at some point and has not scanned it into the system. When labels are created, it means the package has left our warehouse on a USPS truck. You can submit a replacement request by contacting us below or sending an email to info@smellmythongs.com with “Replacement” as the subject.

      2. If the tracking information shows “In transit, arriving late” it means they are behind schedule for some reason or there is a delay. Certain events like busy holidays, labor issues, wildfires, coronavirus and other issues can cause a package to arrive later than expected. You should contact the USPS for further information:

      USPS: 1 (800) 275-8777
      **It is sometimes faster to contact your local USPS office for help

      If your package was marked delivered, but it doesn’t seem to have been delivered, you can contact your local USPS facility or see the USPS help topic on what to do here. Once the item leaves our hands, we no longer have control of the package and have fulfilled our end of the purchase agreement. You will have to go through the USPS to resolve the matter. The USPS master number is at the bottom, but typically it is better to call the local office in the zip code it was delivered to for expedited help.

      USPS: 1 (800) 275-8777 **It is sometimes faster to contact your local USPS office for help

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