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The Strangest Things You Can Have Mailed Anonymously

The postal service system is an excellent way of helping us send packages while keeping our identity anonymous. While some people limit themselves to the old-fashioned birthday cards, bills, and junk mails, you'll be surprised at the bunch of strange things that you can have legally mailed to someone, and they'll never trace the package back to you!

Box of Annoying Sand

Box of Annoying Sand

Wait, sand? Yes. You can mail a good amount of sand to your friends or enemies to annoy them or as revenge. The most frustrating thing about receiving sand in the mail is having to pick it all up. It can get everywhere and it's quite annoying picking up all that sand. Just think what it will be like for them when they open their package and all the sand spills out!

Used Underwear Prank Envelopes

 

 

Mail used underwear! They can do that? You can send a used thong prank envelope or a smell my boxer prank envelope to anyone, including your boss and in-laws! It's a practical prank specifically designed to humiliate your recipient in the most hilarious way possible. The illusion of used underwear and the idea that your recipient enjoys sniffing them is a perfect prank. Ideal for father's day, Christmas, birthday, or any other day when you want to prank, mortify, and make your victim laugh-till-their-belly-hurts.

Mail a Personal Brick

Love You Guys Tons - Mail a Brick

Throwing a brick at your enemy or friends is absolutely illegal. But nobody said that you could not mail them one. Take the brick prank to another level by having a message handwritten on it and then sent to your recipient anonymously. An awesome prank for their birthday, Christmas, or any other day when you want to deliver a special message.

Cow Poop

Don't be shocked! It's absolutely legal and safe to send poop in the mail. As long as you're sending the disgusting piece of sh*t as a practical joke, a gag, or a prank and to an 18+ recipient, nobody will arrest you. But please note that we're talking about animal poop here- not human poop! And it's shipped completely anonymous.

Troll Cakes

Each cake is copied word-for-word from an internet comment or social media post. Then they box it up and send it to the person who left the "Troll" comment. The box includes a picture of their original comment too!  

Bag of Dicks

The phrase 'bag of dicks' is something most of us over the age of 10 are probably aware of and now we can express the sentiment with actual penis candy. Although it's a sweet surprise gift to have delivered to someone, the penis candy does send a strong message. The concept was created by 'Dicks by Mail,' and comes wrapped in a piece of paper that reads, "Eat a bag of dicks."

Mystery Potato

While some mail services are focusing on annoying things you can deliver to your enemies (including glitter, jarred farts and candy penises), this company helps you send a potato with a nice message written on it. MysteryPotato sends potato parcels (in addition to glitter bombs) with a personalized message. They are also anonymous, so it could be a silly avenue for any potential secret admirers out there.

Revenge Post Cards

As it turns out, people are always eager to receive postcards. And you can send a completely anonymous and humiliating postcard. Whether it's a big dildo postcard mail, order a bride postcard or an adult diaper postcard- the list is endless! Send this revenge postcard and leave your victim completely

Glitter Bomb

Mail a glitter bomb as a revenge prank to your enemy. Glitter bombing your enemy is such a fun idea, and they'll never know who did it! You can accompany this gift with a personalized note telling your victim why they deserve to be glitter bombed.

Prank Candles

Prank Candles That Go From Smelling Good To Very, Very Bad - Geekologie

Revenge is especially sweet when served in a way that leaves your victim a confused mess! Prank candles are a one-of-a-kind gift. Mmmh! The sweet smell of this candle! Reminding them of a moment in time when___Wait! What's that?! Charlie, is that you? Oh, poor dog, did he release a disgusting fart?! Or maybe it's the sewer? Perhaps it's the dirty dustbin? Your unsuspecting victim will turn their whole house upside down before realizing what's assaulting their nostrils.

Prank candles are designed to smell sweet and pleasing for the first few hours of burning and then release an unbearable, awful smell that's so suffocating. Imagine if they had planned a candle-lit dinner with a lover? Perfect embarrassment!

 

Micro Penis Cure Box

The micropenis cure box is truly the most embarrassing prank that will have your victim recoiling in shame and hoping that none caught a glimpse of their 'gift.' The package comes in a mail tube that's clearly labeled ' micro penis cure.' Hence, it's a guarantee that your enemy will not only be extremely humiliated in front of his colleges but also offended! This gift is sent completely anonymously.

Middle Finger Mail

Middle Finger Mail - Send a Bird by Mail| Funky Delivery

Sending the middle finger prank is a great idea. A professionally crafted middle finger is the best way to tell your enemies to stick to their lane! Your victim will open the high-quality and beautiful envelope with great expectations, only to find the middle finger! Because sometimes we don't want to tell people to f*ck off in their faces.

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