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You Are Old Af - You Are Amazing. Lets Grow Old And Deaf Together

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You Are Old Af - You Are Amazing. Lets Grow Old And Deaf Together

Are you looking to prank your girlfriend, boyfriend, or colleague? Well, how about you go all the way and embarrass them in the most inappropriate way? The Original Used Thong Prank Envelope is a super anonymous yet funny way to put a person in an awkward spot. And if it's in the office or in some other public place, it's even better!
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Need some ideas on what to write? Click here!‏‏‎ ‎

The genius of the Original Used Thong Prank is in its totally believable packaging. We have wrapped it in a very elegant and serious way to grab the attention of everyone. And just when they open it dreadfully, with their face flustered and everyone's staring at them, they’ll get a 'you've been pranked' card, customized by you! Perfect for light-hearted revenge.
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IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. 
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**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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Frequently Asked Questions

About Our Pranks

Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The envelope has no return address and doesn’t give your information out unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or are involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the envelope, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like. Even if they email us asking who sent it, we’ll tell them it goes against the law and we won’t give out that private information.

Nope! We ship everything with complete discretion. There is nothing linking our packages back to the sender, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know the package is from you, then add a customized message and write whatever you'd like. 

If you are a recipient of such a gift, please don’t contact us, we don’t provide any details (or clues) to the person who took joy in sending you the envelope.

Made a mistake? Not to worry, as long as we haven’t already sent your item we should be able to change your message for you. Please get in touch ASAP at info@smellmythongs.com

Click here to access our Order Look-Up form to see who sent you the Smell My Thongs product. 

It's completely up to you! You can choose to send this to the boss that scheduled you for a double sift on your birthday, an ex that cheats on you with your best friend, a noisy neighbor that never lets you sleep at night, or even you just want to send a pair to your house and prank your husband! The possibilities are endless, we won't judge ;)

Here are some of our favorites!

• Best Man / Groomsman

• House Warming Gift

• Birthday Gift

• Anniversary Gift

• Secret Santa Gift

• Mother's Day / Father's Day

• Valentines Day

• Ex-Boyfriend / Girlfriend

• Co-Workers

Need some ideas to write on your card? Click here

Shipping & Delivery

DUE TO THE PANDEMIC & ONGOING LABOUR SHORTAGES, PACKAGES ARE TAKING LONGER TO DELIVER.

IT'S RECOMMENDED TO PAY FOR "TRACKED SHIPPING" AT CHECK OUT SO YOU CAN TRACK YOUR ORDER WHILE IN TRANSIT!!

Since it’s “free” shipping it means it gets shipped with stamps which means it is not a bigger priority when it comes to delivering mail. It just gets there when it gets there. When you pay for a tracked service you are paying for an estimated delivery date and that’s why I recommend people paying the extra bit to pay to get it tracked. As you can track the package along the way and it also arrives much quicker than if we were to ship using the stamps. I also am located in Ontario, Canada so it takes longer for mail to get out to the USA as our Canada post fulfillment centers are still slow from covid.

Orders are processed and dispatched within 24 hours. If you order any time Monday – Friday then you should expect your order to be processed and dispatched within one working day.

This is automatically sent to your email address when you place an order. If you haven’t received your order confirmation within 24 hours, please get in touch at info@smellmythongs.com just in case there’s a problem with your order. Please check your mailbox’s spam or junk folder before contacting in case the order confirmation has been diverted there.

If you placed multiple orders then the confirmation emails most likely ended up in your spam / junk

Yes! We ship free worldwide, just enter your victim's address at checkout.

There is only a short amount of time between when you place your order and when we start processing it. If you contact us straight away after ordering, via info@smellmythongs.com, we may be able to cancel your order before it’s processed. If not, we may not be able to provide a refund.

Nope! We only ask for your phone number in order to send you an abandoned cart reminder via text instead of email, your phone number will not be anywhere on the shipping label.

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We accept the following credit cards: MasterCard, Visa, American Express and Discover. We also accept payment by PayPal & Coinbase Crypto. If you decide to use either of these two methods, you’ll be taken to either the PayPal or Coinbase website, where you’ll be prompted to log in and process your payment. You’ll then be directed back to our merchant website once your transaction is complete.

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