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Ding Ding - Smell My Thongs Prank Gift T-Shirt

$33.14 $41.99
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The genius of the Bed Bath & Huge Dildos Prank Gift is in its totally believable packaging. We have wrapped it in a very elegant and serious way to grab the attention of everyone. And just when they open it dreadfully, with their face flustered and everyone's staring at them, they’ll when they finally open it up to only find out it's just a t-shirt & and a squishy ding ding! Perfect for light-hearted revenge.  Comes discretely packaged as a "Bed Bath & Huge Dildos" -  they'll never guess it's a T-Shirt!  You can also choose to add a message along with your treat. 

The best-selling Gildan soft style tee is a staple every wardrobe should have. The shirt is made of durable cotton fabric and has a double-stitched bottom hem and sleeves. This shirt is long-lasting enough to become an everyday favourite!

T-Shirt Materials:

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk for extra durability
  • Regular fit

    IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. 

    **Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

    *By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*

        To have your shipments arrive by December 25, 2022, be sure to send your packages before the cut-off date. The cut-off date varies depending on the carrier and the shipping services used for the package.

        The following shipping cut-off dates are provided by the shipping carriers and are based on expected holiday shipping volumes. Due to continued challenges with worldwide supply-chains, unexpected delays are still possible. Order as early as possible to ensure they reach your victim by December 25, 2022.

        Canada

        Expedited Parcel - December 19

        Xpresspost - December 21

        USA

        Tracked Packets - Dec 12, 2022

        Expedited Parcel - Dec 13, 2022

        Xpresspost - Dec 15, 2022

        International

        Australia - Dec , 2022

        United Kingdom - Dec 9, 2022

        Germany - Dec 9,, 2022

        *By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*

        This is a customized product, so once fulfilled, a refund cannot be issued. Please ensure this is something you wish to order. 

        Products on this site are intended only as gag gifts for adults. These products are intended to generate a laugh and are not to be sent with malicious intent. If you have any doubt that sending a product from this site could potentially harm someone, do not place an order. It is your responsibility to use this site as it was intended, as a joke.

        Orders should only be sent to people who are 18+ in age.

        Smell My Thongs accepts no liability for any pranks sent.

        Frequently Asked Questions

        About Our Pranks

        Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The envelope has no return address and doesn’t give your information out unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or are involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the envelope, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.


        If you are a recipient of such a gift, please don’t contact us, we don’t provide any details (or clues) to the person who took joy in sending you the envelope.

        That is correct. Our pranks do not contain any underwear inside, just a card and some candy!

        Made a mistake? Not to worry, as long as we haven’t already sent your item we should be able to change your message for you. Please get in touch ASAP at info@smellmythongs.com

        Click here to access our Order Look-Up form to see who sent you the Smell My Thongs product. 

        It's completely up to you! You can choose to send this to the boss that scheduled you for a double sift on your birthday, an ex that cheats on you with your best friend, a noisy neighbor that never lets you sleep at night, or even you just want to send a pair to your house and prank your husband! The possibilities are endless, we won't judge ;)

        Here are some of our favorites!

        • Best Man / Groomsman

        • House Warming Gift

        • Birthday Gift

        • Anniversary Gift

        • Secret Santa Gift

        • Mother's Day / Father's Day

        • Valentines Day

        • Ex-Boyfriend / Girlfriend

        • Co-Workers

        Need some ideas to write on your card? Click here

        Shipping & Delivery

        If your package was marked delivered, but it doesn’t seem to have been delivered, you can contact your local USPS facility or see the USPS help topic on what to do here. Once the item leaves our hands, we no longer have control of the package and have fulfilled our end of the purchase agreement. You will have to go through the USPS to resolve the matter. The USPS master number is at the bottom, but typically it is better to call the local office in the zip code it was delivered to for expedited help.

        USPS: 1 (800) 275-8777

        **It is sometimes faster to contact your local USPS office for help

        All customers will receive a shipping confirmation email. If you selected the "Free Shipping" method then you will NOT receive anymore updates on your order. Thats why its recommend to purchase tracking on your order. If you do purchase tracking then you will receive a Canada Post tracking number with attached to your shipping confirmation email.

        To have your shipments arrive by December 25, 2022, be sure to send your packages before the cut-off date. The cut-off date varies depending on the carrier and the shipping services used for the package.

        The following shipping cut-off dates are provided by the shipping carriers and are based on expected holiday shipping volumes. Due to continued challenges with worldwide supply-chains, unexpected delays are still possible. Ship your orders as early as possible to ensure they reach customers by December 25, 2022.

        Canada

        Expedited Parcel - December 19

        Xpresspost - December 21

        USA

        Tracked Packets - Dec 12, 2022

        Expedited Parcel - Dec 13, 2022

        Xpresspost - Dec 15, 2022

        International

        Australia - Dec , 2022

        United Kingdom - Dec 9, 2022

        Germany - Dec 9,, 2022

        Unfournatley due to the size of the package we cannot ship these with lettermail or stamps. Normally we can ship our envelope pranks with free shipping as they are small and thin. Not the case for the Bed Bath & Huge Dildos prank, sorry.

        After an order is placed, please allow 1-2 business day for processing. During November & December, please allow 1-3 business days for processing. The shipping timelines below start after an order has been processed.  For example, an order placed on a Friday, with 2 day shipping, will not ship until the following Monday.

        United States:

        Standard Lettermail USA™ - 7 to 14 Business Days | FREE

        Canada Post Tracked Packet USA™ (tracking) -  7 to 8 Business Days | 8.99 CAD

        Canada Post Expedited Parcel USA™ (tracking - 5 to 6 Business Day |21.99 CAD

        Canada Post Xpresspost USA™ (tracking - 3 to 4 Business Day | 26.99 CAD

        Canada:

        Standard Lettermail USA™ - 3 to 7 Business Days | FREE

        Canada Post Tracked Packet™ (tracking) -  7 to 8 Business Days | 12.99 CAD

        International:

        Standard Lettermail USA™ - 15 to 25 Business Days | FREE

        Canada Post International Tracked Packet™ (tracking) -  7 to 14 Business Days | 15.99 CAD

        If your tracking number shows that it has shipped, but the information has not updated, here is what you can do:

        1. If the tracking shows “Label Created, not yet in system” and it has been more than 7 days, it likely means the USPS has lost your package at some point and has not scanned it into the system. When labels are created, it means the package has left our warehouse on a USPS truck. You can submit a replacement request by contacting us below or sending an email to info@smellmythongs.com with “Replacement” as the subject.

        2. If the tracking information shows “In transit, arriving late” it means they are behind schedule for some reason or there is a delay. Certain events like busy holidays, labor issues, wildfires, coronavirus and other issues can cause a package to arrive later than expected. You should contact the USPS for further information:

        USPS: 1 (800) 275-877


        **It is sometimes faster to contact your local USPS office for help

        Yes!

        Yes! Please select United States in the drop down for your Country/region and then select Armed Forces Americas, Armed Forces Europe or Armed Forces Pacific in the State drop down in checkout. Please note APO or FPO in the City field.

        All APO/FPO orders ship via USPS from the United States. 

        This is automatically sent to your email address when you place an order. If you haven’t received your order confirmation within 24 - 48 hours, please get in touch at info@smellmythongs.com just in case there’s a problem with your order.

        Please check your mailbox’s spam or junk folder before contacting in case the order confirmation has been diverted there.

        If you placed multiple orders then the confirmation emails most likely ended up in your spam / junk

        Payment & Billing

        There is only a short amount of time between when you place your order and when we start processing it. If you contact us straight away after ordering, via info@smellmythongs.com, we may be able to cancel your order before it’s processed. If not, we may not be able to provide a refund.

        All Sales Are FINAL & NON-REFUNDABLE

        As all orders are made up on demand, we're unable to offer refunds on our pranks.

        If you do encounter any issues whatsoever, please get in touch with us at info@smellmythongs.com

        I cannot change any billing address once a order is placed, only shipping.

        Good news is, you are fine!! As long as you have the correct shipping then the payment will still go through. This usually happens when you use PyPal express checkout.

        If you need to change your shipping address please email us ASAP so we can switch it before it ships out.

        email: info@smellmythongs.com

        The picture below is our public information for billing: Click Here

        We accept the following credit cards: MasterCard, Visa, American Express and Discover. We also accept payment by PayPal. If you decide to use either of these two methods, you’ll be taken to the PayPal website, where you’ll be prompted to log in and process your payment. You’ll then be directed back to our merchant website once your transaction is complete.

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